You can be all smiles at the office and let your pencils do the talking when you pick up this set. The Passive Aggressive Pencil Set includes five pencils, each with your true feelings on the side. They read: “This Meeting Sucks,” “I Don’t Care,” “You’re An Idiot,” “Don’t Talk to Me,” and “Please Leave.” All look slick thanks to the all black design, which means your coworkers will be even more inclined to swipe one of them when you’re not looking or when you leave it in the break room. Of course if they do, they’ll really get a piece of your mind.

  • Set of 5
  • Pencil Lead, Wood, Eraser