Middle Finger Candle
Middle Finger Candle
Middle Finger Candle
Middle Finger Candle
Middle Finger Candle
Middle Finger Candle

Middle Finger Candle

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Most candles come in cute little tins and smell like lavender, morning dew, and dancing cherubs. That’s all fine and dandy for the cheerful among us, but what about the rest of us? What about the guy who spilled his morning coffee, got ripped apart by his boss, and dropped his phone on the walk to the door? For that guy, there’s the Middle Finger Candle. Crafted out of high quality paraffin wax, each Middle Finger Candle is handmade and similar in size to a real hand. Watch one burn down and perhaps your anger will melt away with it.

  • 12-hour burn time
  • 8.7” x 3.5” x 3.2”